Fearsome Old Pirate with Pipe Slate Coaster

This is the pirate other pirates warn you about. His eyes are sharp, his patience is thin, and the smoke curling from his pipe tells you he’s got all the time in the world — and none of it for fools. He’s the kind of man who doesn’t raise his voice in a fight, because he never has to.

Laser engraved into black slate, this coaster brings a dark, gritty edge to any bar or tabletop. It’s perfect for whiskey drinkers, night owls, and anyone who appreciates a pirate with menace, mystery, and zero interest in small talk.